Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
Maybe she got knocked up by accident. I still refuse to believe that anyone actually INTENTIONALLY gets pregnant.
amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
I want you to tape your fingers together and give me a lobster claw hand job.
As punishment for throwing up on my car, I am holding your phone hostage until the morning. You can read this message after I drop it off.
She's locked herself in the bathroom with a tub of icecream and she's watching my little pony on her phone. We know it cause she sings with them.
I would watch the shit out of some full house right now.
Guys with values who care about your personality don't cum on your back the 2nd time they you sleep with you.
I created a photogrid for every picture he has ever sent me of his penis. Now I can see every angle at one time. THIS IS GREAT.
So I just stirred my shower drink with my razor.
I'm not going to ask which end you used.
Also I would love to pregame at your place if I weren't stuck at mine drinking laxatives
Tequila is never to blame. We all make good choices under tequila
Why can't they just let me be the gorgeous cum dumpster that I know I'm meant to be?
Please tell me why I’m standing naked in the kitchen drinking pickle juice out of the jar & there is a container of potatoe salad with no lid & a spoon in it on the floor 🤦♀️
he said to "slap him" after he guessed the time correctly. i did.
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