your address is 607B right?
yeah why?
i need to tell the guy bringing over the flaming bag of dog shit where to put it
You tried to wear your Jesus costume into Family Christian stores and say it was a book signing.
dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
I need a DD tuesday morning around 9 AM
I'm scared to ask why.....
1st bikini wax. Jose Cuervo is helping me prepare.
she literally hasn't taken the mardi gras beads off in three days. she showered in them. TWICE.
Came to from my blackout with native american warrior facepaint on I'm too old for this shit
The facepaint not the blacking out
I'm lying here drinking water from a shot glass..moving is not an option right now
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
I believe in weed hangovers. To say the least.
Your exhaustion is probably due to your rampant sexual urges and the fact that you live the same life as a raccoon.
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
I CAN FEEL MY HEART BEATING MY WHOLE BODY
Apparently at some point last night someone gave me tequila. There was a few shots left when I woke up so that was breakfast. This is a good birthday
My uber driver just told me I smell like fun...still drunk at 7 am
He fucked me so hard my hair extensions fell out
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