Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
how do you say "fuck me and leave bruises" in italian?
Ever have those mornings where you just can't wait to puke in the shower?
I cant. There's fences everywhere and I think I have a boyfriend. Its fabulous.
You kept telling me how warm your bag of vomit was and asked me if i wanted to feel.
VODKA 4LOKO BEER NOT IN THE CLEAR
On monday, while we were having crazy monkey sex, I earned $82. Vacation pay rocks.
Roommate is high and swore off off the diet. Said she wants to make everyone else fat since it'd be easier. She spent today baking 3 dozen brownies for the office tomorrow and is already down to 24.
Currently smoking a blunt with my one night stand's mom. I don't know how I should feel about this.
I don't have patience to seek someone out and try to decipher whether or not I think I'd want to actually have their dick in my face.
I left my coke in the bird nest in the bathroom stall last night but I found it nest and all in my purse I love morning suprises
I just woke up naked next to a GetGo sandwich and I can hear my cats are eating my combos. So that's my life.
Did you just email Kelly and I gay dinosaur erotica?
But what we lack in money, we make up for in dry humor and drugs
Well I just masturbated while reading a recipe for Alfredo sauce so I guess you could say I’m growing up
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