too bad you can't see the clap by looking at her face.
she is a standing ovation.
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
I had to put a towel over my laptop because the little power light was too bright. New hangover low.
Beer acquired. Food is cooking
Wow, you are almost sliding into home plate for some stellar fellatio
He was kissing me at red light while his penis was in an aluminum beer bottle peeing..
We hooked up with 2 friends last night as always and she stole their fucking cocaine and I just had to drive to their house and make her give it back to him hahshshahahah only me
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
He told me to tell my ass that he loved and missed it, and even though he hasn't known it long, it might be the one for him
I never thought in a million years that I would have a threesome with my boss and his wife and yet here we are.
They ran out of toilet paper so I used the rug to wipe my vagina
At least you didn't have a hemorroid rupture while banging
Kids I used to babysit are now fuckable members of my social media periphery.. Getting old sucks
rest in peace liver.
It was nice having you occupy space in my body that could be holding beer n chicken.
that's going in my livers obituary.
It's your last night of vacation right? Be the Oprah of dick. And you get a dick... and you get a dick, and you get a dick!!!
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