Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
I just saw grafitti that read "Mug The Fart Eater". Really, Memphis? That's all you've got?
If I have to go to the hospital can we stop by the liquor store on the way?
Come help me clean. I know we won't be getting our security deposit back...but I would like to move out with our dignity.
And it just wouldn't be a Thursday night without me having to cuss out a foreigner. The streak continues.
You told me that you only walk into walls because it makes the room stop spinning.
Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
Coming to you live from the floor of my office..
Saw 2 lesbians fist fighting outside the bar tonight. I was startled yet slightly turned on
yeah, never be friends with someone with shitty eyebrows.. they obviously already make poor life choices
I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will
...and now I welcome the sweet embrace of death.
OMG LOOK AT THAT PIECE OF MAN
I haven’t trained for this.
Just bought 2 liters of wine and frozen waffles for dinner. Is this 30?
if my 20s were a chapter in my autobiography, it would be called "the room is spinning and my hands smell like dick"
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