my computer doesn't work...
why?
i puked on it last night
when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
i wish that high-me and normal-me were two different ppl so that high-me could thank normal-me for setting out a feast before smoking
I wish that high-you wouldn't text me stupid shit at 3:30 in the morning
Hold on im havin a staring contest with my cat
We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
She shouted out halfway through "that costume does nothing to hide your cock". Last time we let her drink at the theatre.
I have so many hands. So. Many. Hands. I can feel arms that I don't have yet. They tickle. I can see the blood in my eyes. I think something is happening. The hands!!! I'm ticking myself with hands I don't have yet! I can't stop giggling about my notyet hands!
Her roomates have been scoring her hookups. I got 8.9, best of the week!
Looks like I've become the Walter White of my PhD cohort.
Oh by "being festive" I mean make tacos for dinner.
There's a baby in the strip club. I say again: THERE'S A BABY IN THE STRIP CLUB
Just ate Panda Express. Fortune cookie had no fortune in it. I actually prefer this. Less broken dream potential.
Is there anything more American than getting day drunk and watching Hulk Hogan promos?
Better not shit yourself at the gym.
Can you please bring the nipple sombrero up?
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