What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
Saw a guy smoking a cig holding it with a fork and driving WTF?
You burnt your salmon and tried to mail it. Post marked to: Starving Kid in Africa
The best part was that when I woke up, I poked her with my dick to wake her up, and said, "Hi, I'm Alex. Nice to meet you". Shoulda seen the look on her face. Priceless.
I wasnt that drunk. Throwing the table off the third story was totally logical.
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
I can feel my liver begging me to stop.
I know how to make vodka btw in case you want to come over and do a science project
I don't give a shit if she's homeless, if you're gunna live outside el pollo loco and act like a bitch I'm squirting you with my water bottle
I just realized that the first thing he ever bought me was Plan B.
Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
Is it completely inappropriate to base my morning after pill purchase on if they sell coffee or not?
I keep picking up boring men who literally just want to cuddle. HOW AM I THIS BAD AT GETTING SEX?
Seriously, you just banged the guy that wishes his dog happy birthday on fb. That's fucking adorable!
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
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