Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
and thats how i got kicked in the balls by micky mouse
He then proceeded to try to whisper up my nose...
I think my goal in life now is to be a Trending topic on Twitter after I die.
I am currently eating pure cake frosting...I am not sure how I was ever referred to as a responsible adult.
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
Ummm so does anybody remember me stopping to get my ear peirced last night and make an earring out of a staple? Or did I just somehow lay on this thing and ram it through my ear?
Sorry I forced you to take an adderall at 1am and then proceeded to dance to Lose Yourself outside of Qdoba.
Some chick asked if she could eat me because I'm dressed as a taco. I introduced her to RJ. Best Wingman.
but there's so much I wanna do before I have kids. like die
I wish to strangle
whoa there darth vader
Fire trucks are here again. It wasn't me this time.
Oh my god I need an adult
Wait shit I am an adult
You sat outside petting a picture of your cat for hours... not even the real thing... just a picture.
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