Things overheard in WeHo: "Just drink a corona and eat some ass, you won't be hungry anymore"
Bad news: I had to be at work at 7:15. Good news: no one had used the bathroom yet so I got to defile a freshly cleaned stall
Let's just say there's a reason that "suede" rhymes with "laid".
found some acid from a couple months ago while looking through christmas lights. Looks like santa came early this year.
he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
The first aid guy just told us to go get hammered...I'm taking his advice
I dont know. Theres no way you can be ready for the sex hurricane that will consume you.
I think that "I fucked your little brother" wasn't the best way to introduce yourself.....
Come to this bar
But I'm full of food.
MAKE ME FULL OF YOUR DICK
I had to reschedule my trainer meeting so now I'm just here eating hot pockets
i wasnt sure i had a crush on her until i woke up this morning and saw i had googled fifteen variations of "lesbian marriage in estonia". where the fuck is estonia
No I don't. You owe me sex and cinnamon rolls.
He showed up completely drunk with a 30 of PBR and ten cans of Spam. I like this kid.
School supplies are right next to the margarita mix at target. Its a sign
is it weird that i just witnessed the marriage of someone ive had sex with on multiple occasions?
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