Sweet. Might not hurt to poop on the floor anyway.
i found her turbo button.....if you know what i mean.
just snorted lines off a mancala board. I'm destined to win this game.
I don't have any swimsuits that don't show off the weird handprint bruises on my hips. Do you have a onepiece I can borrow?
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
I feel like someone had their period in my eyes.
I'm sorry I got a little outta control last night.
I'm that hungover student in class ... On a wednesday morning
Omg I think I'm in the wrong class
I tried to roll down the stairs in a ball. I have bruises, the pain is too much.
What the fuck, why would you ever do that?
Haven't you ever just wanted to be a ball?
I'd rather be sodomized with a fullly decorated Christmas tree.
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
When you're really drunk, Japanese toilets just have an unnecessary amount of buttons.
sigh, if only his dick was as big as his mouth
If it snows I'm making an igloo and getting wasted in it
You kept saying “keke” over and over so I slapped you then you proceeded to ask if I loved you. In case you’re wondering why you have a black eye - Lauren
Who’s got two thumbs and just got laid in the administration building?
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