youre lurking in front of me
Not good, Ive never been this late. We need to talk.
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she has no idea who harrison ford is.
see that's why i'd never date someone born in the 90s
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
He cant even get with danielle. Thats like striking out in t-ball
They were so slutty we had to play "rarely have I ever."
i mean, we fucked on the futon in the garage where his band practices. pretty sure im now obligated to like his band on facebook.
The guatemalans kept making all these sexual suggestions ... With the corn
I also would have accepted most things ending in "job", erotic favors, and food.
my bartender licked my nipple. never stay after hours
I just took a shower and I feel like 20 pounds of sex just came off of me.
If a raisin and a desert had a bastard child that would be the inside of my mouth right now
THE VODKA TRAIN IS NOW PULLING INTO THE STATION
I've talked to too many cops in one week and I haven't even committed any crimes. I hate the suburbs
I'm thinking my boss switched to all cordless keyboards and mouses so that none of us would hang ourselves in the office.
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