As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
dude. late night with jimmy fallon isnt even funny. the people in the audience there to see him dont even think hes funny.
kinda like you and your friends.
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
he was dropping me off and i told him i had to go to the bathroom and i leaned into kiss him and he asked how i went to the bathroom with a tampon up there... he was amazed that their was a third hole...and wanted me to show him where it was
last night they convinced you that a sharpie was a new style of chap stick... so when you wake up, you might want to do something about that
i can't believe i brushed your teeth last night. so drunk.
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
He kept saying it was because he was allergic to the chicken. Then he threw up on my mom.
my co-worker, his best friend who also works with us, an my baby daddy, ive turned love triangle into a retarded shape with to many sides to pronounce
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
i told you that I felt like my feet were melting into the ground and you starting blowing on them to put out the "invisible fire". thanks friend.
I feel like someone had their period in my eyes.
I'm sorry I got a little outta control last night.
I think I'm going to give him a welcome back to single life blow job
Called Apple, my penis pics are safe.
I’m planning a Pharmasutra for the first night after the pandemic ends
Pharmasutra?
Me + Chris + cocktails + viagra = night of orgasms
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