I want to make Jon&Kate babies with him. Not in quantity, but in percentage asian.
the new apple iphone has a feature that can find itself if you lose it, apple is getting closer to making a phone completely drunkproof...
There comes a time in every girls life when she must use her boobs for good instead of evil.
Your pregnant arnt you
Exactly how does jacking off in my purse count as a 'early christmas present'?
hey you forgot your wet suit in my room you can come grab it whenever
you're being stingy. if you didnt want people to have sex on your couch, you shouldve specifically said so.
Nothing says walk of shame better than a onesie and a 12 pack of corona..
I have six drafts of messages to you that just say "blood" and I have no idea where they came from.
Dude she pregamed for her sorority's philanthropy.
you threw up into the pocket of your shirt. which was pretty damn polite
I think he was trying to tie my clitoris in a knot with his tongue. So awful.
That would be a mascot riding an ATV at a semi-professional hockey game, if that doesn't sum up how I've been I don't know what could
if happy hour never ends, you’ll never have to eat kale
My mom just asked if I've gotten any girls pregnant how is your day going
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
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