I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
so i woke up thsi morning with a phadora on my head, no shirt and a huge hangover? want to help me figure this out?
Oh no. He has the "I'm 30 years old and I just shit myself in public" face.
Just woke up with three stitches in my left boob. Nevertheless, I think I'm going to like this school.
I know I'm her Sunday school teacher. I just feel I would be saving others from a lot of headaches by telling her someday she's going to be a stripper
He still lectured me about forgetting shit. Than he said he's gonna paint me green so I can stand in a corner and be a plant.
Leave it to us to have a family reunion in a bar bathroom
Okay, quick math test. If our entire group can do at least 6 shots a night, how much alcohol will be needed to keep us shit faced for the rest of the week? This is for a grade. Anddd, go.
You said your face felt like it was made out out of boxes and kept asking me to give you a bath.
can we not compare my dick to a children’s folk tale
I'm drinking on a Thursday because I can
Today is Wednesday you jobless drunk
He's such a jerk. If only his penis was attached to someone else
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
I love you, but seriously, that was way too long a thesis on an Arby’s curly fry being wrapped around schlong!
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