He muttered something about having just washed he sheets, then demanded I give him all my quarters.
and you said cock pushups were impossible
and next time when you feel me up, do it right
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
Can we just schedule bi-weekly fucks and bypass all the bullshit?
I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
He let me keep his flannel as a "good job" for the great head I gave him.
But seriously he was like a god with his hands. My vagina feels annointed.
i can't believe he threw up on you. Well thats what you get for being DD. I used the sombreros as a shield!
I danced with this guy last night, I left like I was humped by a blind baby kangaroo trying to body-box.
Can't feel body but making pizza rolls
I’m not closing myself off the to the possibility of making a bad life choice.
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
Nothing like casual arson to brighten your day
Also, in case they didn’t tell you… there is a chicken living in your old room… so I would assume cleaning that is now on them
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