Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
i woke facing the corner with my computer and i had googled "how to put out a fire" i am so scared to turn around
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
dont worry it didnt get any better. she locked herself in his room and was screaming at the top of her lungs "IM GUNA PEE ON YOUR BED"
Im in search of the perfect penis, it would be unethical for me not to test run them.
She asked the taxi driver to stop at the Texaco because she had to puke. She did then stumbled into the gas station and bought a 40.
my liver gets a handicap on account of the whole being diseased thing
figured after she passed out and i threw up in her bed, morning sex would be pushing it.
Tom is laying in a bathtub filled with ice pretending to be a polar bear.
Nothing says "future AA member" like bonging 40's out of a plastic flamingo.
Not every day do you see a hooker getting arrested at noon. Just kidding, we live in Reno.
so my pro life roomate found a used condom wrapped up in her sheets with your panties. never letting you have sex in her bed again
Good to know. If our sexting moves past early 1900s vernacular, I'll be sure to use that once or twice.
You had a good week dude, you bought a motorcycle and a beer bong with ur parents money, missed 2 classes, and ran from security twice, good first 2 days to college
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