I need to start cutting my cocaine with Plan B
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
im shaking like a drug addict and i almost just shat my pants when i sneezed...no more patron for me
What's the point of being healthy if people still don't want to fuck you?
We've only been driving for two hours and I'm already down 3 vicodin...I'm not going to survive this family vacation.
I should just tell him this. He doesn't need to be all nice and ask me on dates and to do gay stuff like hangout during the day. I'll still sleep with him regardless.
And my cat won't make me food. She's a bitch
i cant answer while inside this church craft show. so unless you're outside with my engagement ring and a nonfat gingerbread latte, it'll have to wait.
She said she liked strap-ons.
SHE WAS TALKING ABOUT SHOES, YOU ASSHOLE! YOU'RE THE WORST WINGMAN EVER!
She told me to pick her up in the corner of shame and self-disgust.
blew off easter dinner with the fam to go play shot roulette. woke up in nothing but my boxers in the back of a random pickup truck.
I just took three of the most beautiful hits of my life. As elegant and smooth and delicate and graceful as figure skating
Some crack addled fool from the sketch ass motel behind the restaurant just gave me a flyer for an AA group when I was on my smoke break. I don't do mornings
I was going to try being motivated today. But then I took a hit while still in bed.
My dad is blowing up my phone with pictures from the midget wrestling match.
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