I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
Standing in line for a prescreening of Alice in Wonderland - guy just passed out cold in front of us - first drug overdose of the Alice in Wonderland phenomenon witnessed.
What kind of person begs for a BJ from someone who just got their wisdom teeth out?
i know. thats why i need an open bar. i'll get hammered and make a toast about how his dick is like the titanic. large, but full of failure.
You told me I was special while we were having sex and I asked why.
What did I say?
Don't ask me questions while I have an erection,
Just spent a extra 20 minutes on the phone with the lady from unemployment talking about how to make the best brownies.
I gave up trying to understand them years ago. Now I'm just trying to fuck them.
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
javelin tossed one of my crutches in to the mosh pit at the concert, hit some dude in the temple hahah fuck him he sucks
You didn't hold all these dicks to become a party planner!
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
Dude...I slept walked to the free condom bin in the lounge last night. I don't know why.
She touched my penis and started laughing. She did the same thing when she blew me.
Dude respond to my evite. You're either coming to the orgy or not.
we were having a conversation about big dicks and the chick at the table beside us turned to us said "me and my boyfriend just broke up a few days ago. Could you please NOT talk about big dicks"
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