life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
Its 4 am and he honestly tried throwing pizza at his ceiling for decorations
love being home for thanksgiving just had grandma pick me up from the frat by her house
It got a little outta hand when you wanted to do body shots on the table.. at Dennys.. at 4 AM.. with lemonade
At the ER. Dropped bottle lead to cut foot which led to me drunk hitting on doctors. Not going well.
I WALKED myself out of breath. And I'm lost I'm a Tim Hortons parking lot. That's how hungover I am.
I feel like someone had their period in my eyes.
I'm sorry I got a little outta control last night.
Did you mean to cry when you finished last night? Or were you just that drunk?
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
Just got my stitches out.. Now I can give a proper hand job
Plus now I feel weird sleeping with you. It's like shooting a three legged deer. It's already at a disadvantage and couldn't get what it's full potential deserves.
He sent me a picture of his dick saying "your throne my lady" for my birthday. He knows the way to my heart.
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
Naked and Afraid: Hangover edition
So the other day we finished having sex and he literally said "what are we going to do about your vagina?" Like, I hadn't even dismounted him yet.
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