Oh no, it isn't official until she poops.
I didn't mind getting the stomach flu from him. we had great sex AND I'm seven pounds lighter
An accidental pregnancy to a guy with a trustfund is no mistake. It is a gift from god.
right before he passed out he said "take care of your tender spirit"
I can't wait till you move in so I can stop drinking alone.
it's a Wednesday?
:)
Our penis' have led to more networking than mark zuckerberg.
We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
I told you all we needed steroids to survive the tour de franzia, like the bikers. But nobody listened...
Guy just came in wearing only shorts, on his hand was written - my name is ... Call ... And tell them where i am, thanx - in permanent marker, ordered his favorite dish, and left w/out touching it. It's snowing outside.
I'll be home next weekend. Its mothers day. Let's party just enough so we are frightened it might be our first
I choose McDonald's breakfast at 1:28am over sex anytime
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
QUIT BEING A BITCH, DRINK SOME PEPTO, AND PUKE ON OUR FOES
The expiration date on my 40 is the same day as my 21st birthday
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
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