She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
im bored tell me something entertaining
You got period blood on my carpet. I lied to my mom and said it was jam.
I'll give her a pass for the first one, but after the second threesome, she should have learned her lesson.
Dude you make losing your phone an art. You left it balancing on a two liter bottle in the kitchen. Wtf
This titty bar has wifi. I just did FaceTime stage side
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
is it mean that i live tweeted about whether or not my roommate and her bf were having sex or were wrestling?
We got kicked out of the ice rink last night for drinking and checking strangers... but they let us keep the beer
bad news.. campus security walked me home last night and when i tried to tell them where i lived they assured me they knew where our house was.
I don't care how fucking drunk you are, you don't forget wanting to shove a wine bottle up someone's ass.
And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
6 hours ago I jacked off a a guy for $100. I explained it away as "compensation" for gas and tolls. WHAT am I doing with my life? Quickest and easiest $100 I ever made though, haha
Sex. Target parking lot. I really am the mayor.
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