winter break is gonna be like a weird mixture of rehab fat camp and holiday cheer.
I just saw a fat chick walking across campus talking to herself and licking her lips. Diet season is scary.
i think i was tempted to text while we were making out. like i remember holding my phone up behind his head and just staring at it.
I'm sure me singing - rather loudly - "fuck me in the back seat" last night didn't help either.
She said "I've been waiting to suck your cock since high school." I'm so glad so many freshmen are from our school.
I swear she looks like a sloth.... I'll toss a coin...
You're worse than that girl who made out with her cousin at that party
That was you...
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
The golf course isn't that incognito for sex.
My greatest accomplishment today was eating a box of Thai food the size of a toddler.
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
You kicked my dad IN THE NUTS right when he walked in.
Sorry, man. Thought he was a cop.
i'm in a very strange mood rn i'm listening to bruno mars??? am i ok????
If I could tell my younger self three things it would be: 1. Smoke a lot more weed 2. Have a lot more sex 3. Own a good set of pots and pans
i think i puked but i couldve been a dream and i may have madeout with a 20 something guy infront of my managers...also possible dream.
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