i also saw a trio of peacocks walking along a sidewalk in hollywood today. i really hope im not tripping.
awesome recipe for disaster- bar hopping at the airport
we fucked while he was on the clock. He didnt even take off his bullet proof vest. Dont tell me thats not bad ass.
it's like her boobs came off with her bra
Some ambulance just rolled up to this bar and this girl just hops out of the back and walks inside
He tried to say the picture wasn't him. Like I'd forget his curved boner.
I'm ashamed of you 12 hours later and 200 miles away
i was way too optimistic last night... got back to my apartment and the porch light was still on, like i'd actually make it all the way home.
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
Warning: at some point today you will probably see several pics of me 69-ing a blow up turtle show up on facebook. Just disregard them.
We where late for the party because we spent the last hour staring at a towl becase we thought it was a raccoon
He fingered me and now wants me to go get plan b because of it. WE'RE IN COLLEGE.
It's national boyfriend day supposedly, would it be appropriate if I posted a picture of my dildo?
You gotta hand it to him. 6 hours in a new town and he's already fuck someone, had his ass kick by her bf, and rounded up a posse of people to kick this guys ass.
sorry for pouring tequila vodka and whiskey down your throat and left you to sleep on a table
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