Whiskey dick.
Yea dude! Love it. Hate it. Have it.
Everyday of my life.
yes because when i jack off the first person i think about is christina applegate
hahaha our party bus just died on the freeway and we're drinking in the center divider. i'm on the roof. i win
I am not a stalker...i just bring a whole new meaning to the word love
I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
Dude totally calling you out on watching when harry met sally on netflix on demand on april 8th.
He offered me a 30 pack if I don't bring her to the party. Am I a bad friend If I take his offer?
i want to get drunk and sing the national anthem on your roof again please.
We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
my parents decided to start a new christmas tradition. we will now be drinking champagne while opening presents, and we each get our own bottle
You screamed "there will be blood" and punched some random guy in the face. So no, we can't go back to that bar.
The party invite said "this ain't no lame stoplight party, you come to hookup or you don't come" I feel like their honesty deserves out attendance
Not to mention having our pick at the ensuing sausagefest
I woke up and they were watching power rangers in japanese so I just found my bra and left
If this were a real emergency kilted men wielding claymores and riding giant badgers would hve rescued said Guinness. So clearly this is just a hypothetical
Go christen that room with your naked body.
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