elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
Eventually evolution will just give us a better liver anyway, so our great great grandkids should THANK us for our binge drinking.
This is worse that I thought. He's playing violin for me.
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
Don't pretend like we're functional. We're gonna discuss this drunkenly via text the way serious conversations should take place.
It is 9pm, let the ass parade to the bars begin
All of the texts in my phone just say "BEER". I woke up with glowsticks on my arm. What happened last night?
I feel like my nipples were chewed on by alligators.
Fuckin wine wasted last night. Found my pants in the toilet this morning.
I'm just going to ride dicks all the way to the to the gates of hell
I'm pretty sure the rest of my evening will consist of masturbating, drinking tequila and watching children's movies.
My brother is so high right now he's eating frozen peas and called them "fucking delightful"
I woke up in the bathtub with money shoved down my pants. I must've done something right.
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