He said he was from Mississippi and my vagina clamped shut like a frightened oyster
if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
My dad walked in on me masturbating in my own apartment.....my own apartment!!
Omg calling you in 10 to update you on who I peed on last night
Its not monday til someone throws up in the hallway
We decided to leave the bar after we shattered a glassand then drive to steal a baby pool for our water festivities tomorrow
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
I feel like we should actually go to church one of these days to thank god for saving us from herpes and babies.
WE'RE FINALLY ADMITTING THAT WE DESPERATELY WANT TO SCREW EACH OTHER. THIS IS WHAT PROGRESS FEELS
For my birthday I want you to get me in bed with Donald Trump. That is all. You have 3 months
I mean jail does seem alright, all the free broth you can eat.
wanna see your best friend chug a bottle of steak sauce?
please go to sleep
What did you delete my number or something
Oh honey. What makes you think I saved in in the first place?
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