Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
He wanted to put Kesha on after he came in my mouth. I had to draw some sort of trashy, gay line.
I just had sex on a bear rug. My life is complete.
Congratulations, you fucked a nickle into me.
The cop was more concerned with the fact I had cowboy boots on with shorts than the fact we were under age
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
Please stop leaving drunk voicemails with your new black/Irish accent.
Went home drunk last night and peed on my Christmas tree, my mothers going to fucking kill me
I yelled at the dude who smoked him up "YOU'RE THE REASON I'M NOT GETTING LAID" then went to bed. So yeah, I guess it was an ok night.
Sex with you deserves a trophy and a day of remembrance in honor of it.
do you think there's enough of the fabric you gave me to make a crop top for a cat?
It's not a walk of shame if you run
The bad thing is that I bled through my bandages last night and keep finding blood around the house. It's almost like a scavenger hunt for solber me. I get to find out where drunk me went.
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