I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
I wonder if there will ever be a day where I don't find lisps really really hilarious.
Dude. Muppets take manhattan on netflix instant. Pass my midterm or relive my childhood? Tough decision.
there are certain things about getting into a cab to go home at 630 am that make me feel like a prostitute.
The only way I made it through work was reminding myself how many margaritas per hour I was making
we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
It's just like riding a bike. Only it's a dude's face.
I WISH WE COULD PLAY THE DRINKING GAME TOGETHER AND THEN BANG FOR AMERICA.
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
Listen I took a family sized bottle of merlot to the face last night and there's an svu marathon on. Give me some time please.
Bud... Did you mean to tweet a picture of your dick? If not just letting you know.
My previously white toilet seat is now hot pink. I'm not sure why or how but I know it's your fault.
I feel like you're the sexual bearcat I've always wanted to be.
I JUST AGREED TO GO TO A CHILD'S BIRTHDAY PARTY AT A PLACE CALLED PUZZLE'S FUN DOME WHY DO I HATE MYSELF
WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED. WHO CAME HOME WITH ME. WHAT THE FUCK RESPOND ASAP I AM SO CONFUSED
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