Holy shit! This guy had his hands and feet handcuffed and was scooting across the interstate and we almost hit him because it was so dark. I hate Louisiana.
hey sry I lost all my numbers who is this?
pat the guy you slept with
still need a last name
the only human I can compare her to is rosie o'donnell.
i chugged some hot sauce before i gave him head. i think a burning penis is a great way to say fuck you
No, we talked about it. They're cool with me living here as long as I sleep with them both.
You're a rent hooker.
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
It started with jello shots. It ended with tears.
Ehhh, contemplating pain killers and fruit snacks if that's any indication.
He was only in jail for 4 hours before he was someone's prison wife
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
It's now officially the Christmas season, so I have no shame in drinking evernog.
Then James put his arms through the window and grabbed him, like he was Robocop. A nerdy, portly Robocop.
Who is this?
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
I party with great urgency now.
My brother is coming home and he is bringing a whole bunch of friends with him. I am making him a cake. What should i put on it?
"Open for business" or "I have condoms" would probably work
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