How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
Her vagina should come with caution tape.
when I woke up the last searched thing on my phone was "how to make a fireproof dress" I need to stop drinking.
Skipped a towel and decided to spit the cum into his face. I now owe him new contacts.
what did gay clubs do before lady gaga
i'm thankful for my girlfriend's hot cousins....god, i love her family parties.
The mass text at 3:12AM offering "free scrotum tastings" will have repercussions
I think I just fucked my first person born during the Clinton administration
you can't tell me it's over and send me pics of you and your cat?
Hey do you think you can sew an adult onsie with easy access if you know what I mean!!?? It must have bunny feet.
Immediate regret. She's like a chihuahua on crack.
lonely sunday drunk me decided to tweeze my pubes. HORRIBLE IDEA
I just got a free round of shots. Don't you DARE fuckin tell me that A-cup boobs can't get you good things.
I guess it's part of life. Sometimes your ex boyfriend becomes a drag queen.
Dear god my vagina.
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