I woke up with my face in a pile of pancakes and 3000 mistakes.
false alarm. still invincible.
Got blown by one of the bridesmaids. Family BBQ today. They all know. Talk about awkward.
He gave me a pearl necklace on top of my Karma necklace I was wearing. I guess I deserve whats coming to me.
I am assuming I was his dirty Mardi Gras mistake and I can live with that
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
How hard to you think I will be judged if I order 8 giant pickles from Jimmy Johns right now?
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
I better not get a vid of you penile helicoptering
I just have to point out that once I typed "fa" my phone filled in "fatass"
She broke up with me after I spent the whole day speaking in nothing but Marshawn Lynch quotes.
I think he thought I was too drunk to handle his parrot
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
You walked in on us hooking up, hugged me, high fived him and unhooked my bra.. You claimed to be helping
Do you remember vividly describing the shape and girth of my cock to that girl last night?
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