not only are you not the girl i fell in love with, but from the looks of it, you ate her
i am only reminding you that showing off your fellatio skills on vegetables is probably not an appropriate party trick
Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
can u get pink eye on your cock?
just spent about 3 1/2 hours looking for a dollar so I can buy weed.
suggestion: become a stripper.
apparently i was cut off before i even walked in
Ps. I feel like I may pee myself this weekend. Either drunkenly or out of excitement. Toss up
I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
he stopped during sex, told me i smelled like McDonald's and went harder..
shit went down at the bar when this girl with 'morals' totally cock blocked a married guy. she actually kicked IN the bathroom door when they were fucking in there. then we all did shots.
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
I'm treating this like a real date. My boobs aren't even out.
I'm so proud, I have tears
In 2009 his now husband dressed in a sailor onesie and heels for pride so he needs to REMEMBER how to party
I love you, and I just washed my hair in my work sink with handsoap.
Just got high with dad
Correction: more high. He's sharing gummy bears with me.
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