I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
Just found my car keys in your throw-up.
She spent a lot of time to get her cleavage to look that good. It would be rude not to stare. It shows you are paying attention. Chicks dig that.
they're like a gay fantastic four
Just found out they make medicinal lollipops, bought like 40 of them. Gonna go fill a pediatricians lollipop bowl.
I'm still waiting for my blazer that I left at your apartment, you owe me a blowjob for every day from Thursday on that it's late.
I feel like his dick looks like a decorative autumn squash.
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
Naw but when she was in the bathroom I threw the condom out the window and I'm pretty sure it hit some girl
Note to self: never fuck a Canadian, surprisingly highly disappointing
I peed in Andys sink the other day bc I didnt want him to hear me pee
You showed up at 4 am holding a beer and wearing a wig you apparently found in the dumpster.
That explains some things...
Dry spell is over and now I’m drowning in a river of dick. The dam broke and now half the dicks in DC are trying get in my skirt
It’s a glorious dick miracle!
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