You should see what I'm doing to your stuffed animals
you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
yeah the little voice in my head screaming YOU NEED TO GET LAID eventually grew legs and started kicking me so to avoid brain damage i had to fuck him
I CAME HOME WITH MY NIPPLES PEIRCED! WE WERE CAMPING. IN THE MOUNTIANS. I DONT EVEN REMEMBER IT AT ALL.
yo btw licking skeptical coke off table right now
I went to pick my brother up downtown and I stopped at a red light a homeless old man comes up knocks on the window shows me his penis and then screams money
She was eating leaves off of trees and saying it was salad, and even told a guy in passing that her favorite color was plaid.
I got my eyebrow ring humped out. How is that even possible?
There should be a Doritos delivery van or something.
Can I fire a pigeon out of a t shirt gun?
Listening to The Little Mermaid soundtrack should cure my drunkeness right?
I just ordered a onesie on amazon in the back of the ambulance while my patient was sleeping. I'm an adult
Apparently I called down to the hotel front desk and begged them to bring us pizza. They brought us tea.
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