In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
you just can't say no to drugs on a mirrored table.
Friend I haven't seen in almost a year just IMed me to let me know that my mom stuck her boob out the window on the freeway at her.
Her mom responded by mooning my mother. I really don't know what's worse.
He waited til after we had sex to tell me he had herpes... Ugh I hate being drunk
He just tagged everyone he's slept with this year in a 'memories of 2011' tweet
Just took last nights make up off with a sock. That hungover.
She roared AMY HORNEY and hulk hoganed her shirt off. Fuckin marriage time bro
I just tried on my "outfit" for tonight and I should just wear sweatpants and a sign on my face that says I like it in the ass. That would be more comfortable
I asked for my Beats earbuds back and he sent me a pic of them tied around his penis. Now I miss both my great ear buds and his great dick
Ordained minister or not I hereby renounce all moral responsibility for any and all related occurrences
I don't think you understand what laundry day means. I am wearing a swimsuit as underwear and my spanish club tshirt from junior high
I hung my underwear from the tree in his front yard. Consider my territory marked.
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
Text me if something catches fire and I will put pants on
Just threw up in a baggy on the airplane. The guys next to me clapped and bought me a jack and coke.
Livin the dream
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