I bet they all look and smell like Amy Winehouse
I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
she kept checking the clock when she was giving me head and at midnight she said she had to stop because she cant eat meat on fridays is that bitch serious
he built a boat made of joints. holyyy shit
I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
I drink way too much to have a type. Last weekend I picked up a guy who calls me "baby girl"
You didn't act like you were blacked out yesterday...
I didn't know
Every man needs a table where they can sit and reflect on the successful penile conquests of the day.
For only eating leftover pizza for breakfast today, you sure do have a lot to vomit up...
Just watched a girl lose her dignity at the corner...it's not even midnight
I wasn't going to just ask my parents for a damn vibrator for christmas
I think I may be going on too many job interviews. I've started to bring up Shonda Rhimes in my interview answers.
her nickname was handjob. I knew what i was getting into.
Dude someone puked in a bowl n put it in the fridge. I thought it was salsa! Who does that?
thanks for passing me through your vagina 20 years ago today. your the best
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