the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
Banging your ex-girlfriends best friend 3 days after you break up is like saying "fuck you" with feeling. I wouldnt have it any other way.
Honestly, where the fuck is osama bin laden?
This is worse than the time I broke into Subway to steal bread.
Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
She kept screaming "best case scenario"
Maybe walking up to the cops busting our party with a "Things go better with Coke" t-shirt on and asking for my extra license back that my little brother got busted with wasn't the best idea of the night.
he's gonorrhea incarnate
I don't know if apple cider everclear was such a good idea
We met some guy at the beach, and dug a hole with him. He invited us to "come back at night and smoke a blunt in this hole"
DONT TELL ME I CANT HAVE AN ENTIRE BOTTLE OF VODKA AT DINNER. IM AN ADULT. I PAY BILLS.
We celebrated Cinco the right way. We took shots of 1800 then he fucked me while Selena was on TV in the background
you said it was a life or death situation, being your partner for beer pong doesn't count
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
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