I mean don't get me wrong, vaginas are terrifying, they look so sneaky with all their layers and secret compartments and trap doors
so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
well i just puked at a family gathering so i can cross that off the bucket list
I've done 29 out of the 30 things to do to a naked man according to Cosmo. I don't know if that makes me innovative or slutty.
Genius.
Planned Parenthood should have gift certificates.
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
I should just tell him this. He doesn't need to be all nice and ask me on dates and to do gay stuff like hangout during the day. I'll still sleep with him regardless.
His apartment number was 69. I had to.
Why are there maracas in the dishwasher?
she was using bread to soak up the vodka off the floor then proceeded to eat it.
My mouth holds just enough water for my bong
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
MY MOM IS GOING TO SMOKE WITH ME.
SHE'S GOING TO SMOKE HIGH QUALITY MARIJUANA WITH ME.
So I pass out narcotics if its a girl?
No, I barely made it home last nite. Kept telling cab driver I live across the street from Susan Sarandon?? Thank god her coop addy is posted online.
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