I like how you refer to peeing in the car as "super cute"
I'm towing my little brother down the road on a sixty year old tractor, we're taking up the whole highway, and no one cares. I love South Dakota.
fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
I need a secretary to manage my drinking schedule.
He's very warm and cuddly, that's my favorite thing about him. Besides his Porche. And his hot brother.
My doctor literally wrote on the script NO SEX
Your drinking has interfered with your drinking. I bet you could get a scholarship to a rehab. Thats pro-level
P.s. remind me to tell you about the porno that Paul envisioned starring you. It's wizard of oz themed.
Trying to convince myself that everyone keeps staring at me because I'm pretty and not because of my hickies.
I just want nice things and good sex
I can't decide if I'm depressed or if this is just what life without a bidet feels like.
Note to self: Never spend $8 on a liter of rum again
I apologize for using the phrase "monster cock hentai porn shit" to describe that guy I picked up last week.
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
I'm going to leave the 5 dollars that fell out of my bra while fucking in his room on the dresser as an apology
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