Can we have unprotected sex soon?
Don't quote me on that, I'm a walking boner
yay, now i'm not the only homewrecker.
yeah but i stopped sleeping with him after i found out he was married.
I woke up with a picture of my dick as my background. still wondering if it was a good night or not.
I understand why you refuse to be sober now
we are cloud gazing and there is one that looks like a giant baby riding a dolphin and smoking a joint
i wish there was a reasonable explanation for why this reminds me of you
Just bought a disco ball for 5 dollars, of course we're drinking tonight.
I've already started drinking so the earlier you get out of class the more coherent I'll probably be.
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
by the time the kitchen caught on fire everyone was too drunk to be alarmed. the host just poured beer on it to put it out. how was yours?
I chugged a beer while I was riding him and he told me it was the sexiest thing he has ever seen. this guy knows class when he sees it.
We smoked a bowl, ate popcorn, and watched her lava lamp for an hour. it was a quality bonding experience
Totally thought something squeezed my boob. Then I remembered I was wearing a bra. Isn't weed great?
Rock bottom: having sex rejected while your boyfriend talks in his sleep as you stuff your face with Girl Scout cookies
Totally reading about penis envy for my final exam
I dont even know what happened i just remember waking up with beer cans outlining my body...
Randomize