K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
STOP SENDING ME DANCING JESUS FORWARDS.
This is a dangerous game of "whose life is more pathetic".
This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
He played the same pre-sex songs as his brother...
My cat clawed my face because i tried to give it a foot massage...never doing shrooms again.
Youre the drunk baby that everyone wants to take care of.
Lets play a game called: how out of it are you today? Let me know if you can beat driving on the wrong side of the road twice and walking up two extra flights of stairs just because you weren't paying attention to what floor you are on....
Had a grope session with a girl who looked like my Mom and had the same name as her as well. I think therapy is in order.
If anyone needs me I'll be in the bathtub, eating fast food and shooting straight vodka while I seriously evaluate my life choices and cry.
Swimming turned traumatic when grampas shorts slipped off..
All i remember is looking at the bottle vodka that I was drinking and wondering how it was suddenly empty.
That may have had to do with you chugging it
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My younger brother asked me "to stop fucking his girlfriends older sisters"
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