Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
Is there a nice way to say "I like you, but I hate your dick?"
i dont know, i woke up and he was going down on me. i guess i can save his number
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
you had sex with a 30 year old who doesn't have a cell phone but does have an 8 year old son.
he's 29.
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
Playing hide and seek with all those cheeseburgers... Not our finest moment.
I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser.
Jill you already won the game by finding a dude who will fuck you in flamingo knee socks. Theres no hope for the rest of us
He showed up to a booty call with 2 tea bags, but no condom...
I've had sex to the movie Tommy Boy too many times to be acceptable.
We were walking to the bar with a group of people and literally made 4 stops in people's lawns garages or random walls for him to eat me out
my god I love twenty year old dicks
All I want to do is lay in my bed and eat hotdogs
Come over I need help. I just almost died in an acid flashback while listening to do You Feel Like We Do off of the Frampton Comes Alive album.
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