problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
My t9 writes chubies instead of bitches.
either way. win, win.
You didn't want to have sex last night because you said your grandpa just died and you didn't want him watching..
Lost another pound. Switching from beer to hard liquor did this body good.
Theres a picture of me with cut up clothes rolling in the policeman's lawn, I missed you, summer.
she drove 3 hrs one way just to sleep with me. I felt bad complaining about paying for condoms.
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
I JUST MACED MY OWN FACE
This is by far the best text I have ever woken up to.
Like, actually questioning if you ate dog shit last night
Remember when we saw my neighbor taking dick pics of himself? He's back at it!
it would be a downgrade if your vagina tasted like skittles
Me and Jason had to grab your legs and arms and drag you in the house. You kept screaming "leave me for dead"
Hows your mom
Shes good, she claims she wasnt drunk
Is texting an old booty call with "can you still get your ankles behind your ears?" an appropriate way to reemerge into the singles scene???
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
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