I feel like people whose favorite movie is Donnie Darko should not be allowed to talk. Ever.
oh hey summer self, welcome to endless thirsty thursdays and walks of shame.
I know i'm the slutty cousin, but be honest. have you ever got your nose ring caught on a guy's zipper?
Repeat the weekend mantra. "I like boys with teeth, I need boys with teeth, I deserve boys with teeth, I will have boys with teeth".
Woaahhhh there! We are JUST drunk fucking. Don't call me "baby".
We found you in the middle of the road chucking gravel because "the house was too far away".
Gold rum. Strong marijuana. Jabba the Hut in stilettos. Deep thigh bruise. Yes, thal all happened. Sorry dude.
The bachelorette started when I opened the door and they threw a few dozen dildos at me.
Just sitting here contemplating the meaning of life.
So you're drunk waiting for the bus.
I broke her handcuffs. I feel like an animal.
What has my life come to that I have to spank someone in morse code?
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
Why is everyone giving me a hard time for drinking?!
Your in the library.
Just stalked the girl I hooked up with last night's boyfriend. He seems nice, I approve.
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