Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
My phone really needs to stop auto correcting "library" to "ovary".
the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
This is like a relationship, I expect to be mind blown at least once a week.
my goal was to make out with as many people dressed as batman as possible. I have my priorities.
She said we couldnt stop drinking until there were enough bottles to make a fort. so we could have sex in our "bottle castle"
I just gagged from thinking about the amount of tequila we will be drinking. DRUNK TUESDAYS
And then we made magical love in his room under a blacklight as his roommate and girlfriend argued violently in the living room
Meant to have fun, ended up giving speech about consent to guy at bar. Feminist side feels happy. Orgasms side feels confused and betrayed.
I'm wearing fairy wings and I broke my wizard staff. If this isn't the most happy but sad moment of my life , I don't know what is.
I'm gonna guess ur still high cus last night at like 3am my pillows were morphing into cats and I kept trying to pet them
I'm pretty sure "good advice you would give to a freshman for achieving success" isn't constituted by introducing them to your addy dealer...
it is my civic duty to ensure the success of our youth.
Woah don't start going all boyfriend on me now, you're here for one thing and one thing only and that's sex, hot shameless sex.
I almost accidentally threw him out a window during sex last night.
Nothing like an afternoon walk of shame across campus on parent's weekend. Damn.
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