She announced her abortion via fbk
I want to leave work and go home and eat Five Guys and masturbate
I'm taking last night back. It officially didn't happen. Tell your friends.
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
I've never been so happy to start my period. I'm gonna let everyone in the store see me buying tampons.
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
woke up with a sweatshirt on that said "someone special calls me grandma" and a sword. i'm just going to assume that it was a good night
I woke up naked this morning there was a baseball bat on the floor the bathroom door knob was removed and the floor was wet. This is why i don't do Tequila shots.
He gave me a promise ring. He promised that he will imagine me as every girl he fucks in college.
Sex with him is like pizza, it can be shitty but its stillll pizza.....
He's going to wonder why I have burn marks on my asshole
Had a rough day but my boyfriend made that all better by going down on me while letting me watch Top Gear... I'm buying the engagement ring tomorrow
These tits shall not be calmed
we decided to take the jello everclear shot at the party...didnt think it tasted any different....o dear god...the regret..
Dude, my back STILL hurts from carrying the team on BP last night.
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