girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
i love that when i tell my kids and grandkids about how we first met it will be about this little thing called a "poke" on facebook
Okay, thats embarrasing even by my standards and I've thrown up while wearing a viking hat. just a viking hat.
Im sitting alone watching titanic. Drunk. Without pants. Holding a fishing pole. Im pretty sure im okay with all of this.
Did I happen to mention where i left my keys when I drunk dialed you last night
no more heavy drinking durning the lady that cleans the office told me i have to emtpy my own thrash if i puke in it
When you mimic motorboating Jennifer Love Hewitt, is it really that hard to understand why no one thinks you're straight?
Nhl reached an agreement. I plan on getting me some celebratory sex from a hockey player.
for me, it's working out the tricky timing of the Viagra and nightly laxative.
We had a threesome and he gave us bottle rockets and a lamp for our apartment
The best part of the night was you shouting "I have to take the LSAT tomorrow" between shots of fireball.
I woke up this morning and I had the absolutely horrific realisation that I am the human incarnation of scrappy doo
I don't care what you say about him, his cock is the stuff dreams are made of.
My dog just ran downstairs with my vibrator in her mouth... during my dad's birthday dinner.
Will you PLEASE get your mom to stop telling me I'd make a great husband? She knows I'm gay, right?!
I know, but she really likes you. Have you met my brother yet?
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