All I seem to do lately is get myself off, take naked pictures and drink beer. I don't know if thats a good or bad thing.
you were carrying a trash bag around insisting it was your purse. I'll let you guess how your night went
Yeah I'm about to go down a waterslide that comes out a 2nd story window. I love college.
I need to stop having one night stands with guys in my building so I can have someone to borrow milk from without it being awkward
should i go to class, or party with a mariachi band?
meriachi band is very tempting, do they have dos equis?
I have a test in the morning in sign language about signs for drugs and alcohol use. Im drunk and rolling a blunt. I've never felt so confident about a grade in my life.
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
its the kind of night you break several limbs and say you were lucky
Make way for the handjob queen! She will grab what she wants, when she wants, and from whomever she wants.
He ate shrooms at 9:30, said, "see you later," and left. I am alone on New Years.
I just started talking about my sextoy because I wanted things to be normal again.
It's twenty thirteen and the rando and I bonded over the fact that we're both stil using flip phones. Of course I fucked him in the bathroom. It was the obvious thing to do.
all I remember the next morning was crawling through the doggy door and finding my underwear in my purse
I'm pretty sure I naked in my first year of college more than I was as a baby.
i was ready to conquer the fucking world. i would have fought vin deisel to the death without hesitation
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