you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
I have your camera. You have 35 naked pictures of me. you're welcome.
You layed on my kitchen floor with a pile of m&ms at your crotch, said "your lightbulb don't match, is that one new?"
Okay Im going to go have some sex apparently. I hope this chick is prepared the zero effort Im going to put into it.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
Still losing my voice, so I am trying to get it back through drugs. Welcome to my Monday logic.
I wasn't vocally whispering "she wants to bite your dick off" about that kirsten girl was I?
I'm sitting in front of a fan naked drinking Gatorade. Motherfucking hangover probs
I think I'll bring the beer we scavenged from that other party. What goes around comes around, especially when it's Corona because that shit is not staying in my fridge
These bubbles make my penis feel like it is resting on clouds.
If you take a post shower shit just get back in bed. You're better off starting your whole morning all over again.
Is it bad that I recognize every dick in your dic pic collection?
Helped a guy at work today that did nothing but stare at my chest....safe to say the Girls were looking G.O.O.D. today.
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
The lady in the stall next to me just screamed "why are you so hairy!?" and "why can't you get any!?" to her vagina. WTF
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