I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
I look like Roseanne just got in a bar fight with Rosie O'Donnell.
He looked me in the chest and said "I think I was visited by the titty fairy last night"
Just found 50 pesos and a coke spoon in my dads old shit. Gotta love the 70s
now I regret adding my aunt on facebook. she remnded me today on my wall about the importance of checking my stools for blood since I have diaherria.
Any girl that compares her vag to a hot ham sandwich is beyond a slut
When i woke up this morning she asked me 'when did you first find out that you could see the future.' I gotta stop drinking.
I'm done. I'm tired and there's a topless pic of me floating around the nation's largest 3G network.
This guy at the party just introduced himself to me as "the guy who sat behind you on a plane last year"
im like basted in vodka, i went tanning and it was like i was an alcoholic turkey being cooked in a locker of doom
Yes, I have your ice luge mold. I'll do a prisoner exchange for the beer bong
She seems less like a roommate, and more like a homeless person who snuck into your apartment.
This guy is like Don Jon! Im over here this weekend and at least four times I've heard porn on his phone thru the bathroom door.
you were so high you asked for half double stack and half crispy chicken sandwich "welded together" in the wendy's drive through
He showed his fake to the cop and was like "does the coloring look off to you?"
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