super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
He said he used to draw on the walls with poop when he was a kid.
Apparently 151 is to me what spinach is to popeye.
i just woke up to 15 people singing a whole new world
We pulled over so he could pee and the next thing I know he's running down the hill by himself with his pants down
WHAT DO YOU MEAN I DIDN'T APOLOGIZE? THERE WAS A PEACE OFFERING MADE VIA TACO BELL.
I think I just fucked my first person born during the Clinton administration
Sad Megan is Sad
Have you been drinking my beer?
I climbed out of the shower to him sitting on the floor trimming his pubes with nail clippers, we both just started laughing at how drunk we were
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
If I don't get struck by a lightning bolt from God by midnight it will be a Christmas miracle.
all im saying is 27 is too old to still be drinking 40s, you make more money than me, buy some decent shit
screw you you golddigging beer snob
i told someone my fallback plan was to be a slutty bartender and i needed the practice as i straddled them to pour a shot
Kyle passed out in the tub after breaking a glass and shouting, "WHAT ASSHOLE GAVE ME A GLASS?" His girlfriend gave it to him...
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