When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
At the hospital. Forgot we locked Eric out of the house last night as a joke. Hypothermia's a bitch.
i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
I've been practicing for you. Including stockpiling medical supplies for curing hangovers.
Also I spent like 2 hours on the hubble/nasa website sunday night looking at pictures of outer space and cried my face off at how beautiful and complex it is. What's wrong with me?!
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
Please root for the ravens. I now have oral sex riding on this and it's been sooooo long
She literally just changed his birthday. Overly attached girlfriend has nothing on her.
This taxi driver is not happy I am in drag
I need to keep a secret stash of instant alcoholic margaritas for when i deal with people. For example, right now, im grading, and I just don't fucking care any more. My students should make a thank you card for Jose Cuervo.
the guy working the counter at the liquor store noticed i got my haircut and said it was pretty.....
I opened the door, threw up on the street, wiped my mouth and flashed a thumbs up to all of the cars behind us and kept on driving
I don't think you could pull off being mean.
How do you think I'm still single?
I'm definitely drunk. At the gyno. On my birthday. Life is a joooooooke
i'm sitting in my room 'bout to smoke a bowl. also, i found out that you don't need a permit to own a tiger in wisconsin, so we're buying one when we move in together.
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