i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
Not only is chick snoring like a 48 year old man but she's farting in rhythm
im so hungover...we just watched The Perfect Storm and i got seasick
I love having a vagina, its like having the keys to a city
Who was that couple sleeping in your bed with us last night?
No sexy Asian girl. No comfy bed. I'm just gonna lie here in the hall next to the garbage can until someone comes home.
I wouldn't have puked last night if I didn't inhale straight pepper from you shattering the pepper shaker on the wall.
She looked at me and said "i like penises." and then passed out with her condom balloon animal in her hands.
She's the drunk girl with the air-horn and sunflower seeds.
The spray paint was a bad idea, 'insert penis here' isn't coming off
the people next to us at the red light cheered for you while you puked out the window...
WHY HAVE SO MANY THING GONE IN MY BUTT ON THIS TRIP
Nothing to be ashamed of. I bet Oprah has sharted.
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
To describe how high he was he said, " I'm cocked out of my ape sandwich" so yes...that was some pretty good weed.
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