It's like a parade of train wrecks.
if you do not get any action from him tonight, I am personally walking my drunk ass over there grabbing his tongue and sticking it in your mouth. this is getting ridiculous
Leaving your birthday party to engage in a threesome IS allowed. I checked the rule book.
He started screaming when he saw my dog. He thought it was a polar bear
i woke up soaking wet with shard of glass imbedded in my flesh dangerously close to my dick what happend?!!
BEER BOTTLE SWORD FIGHTHING!!
Well pulled into the driveway, and there she was. Kinda like a Vegas version of the mint on a pillow
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
You want to know how I feel? I feel like Cady Heron pushed me in front of a bus last night.
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
Every time our eyes meet, I silently summon him to my vagina.
Damn you. I'm in a bar with Southern Jesus Fearing Blah Blah Rednecks WHO ARE PROBABLY VOTING FOR TRUMP and you go radio silent.
How'd your date go last night?
Well I blacked out at 1:30 and woke up naked in not-my-date's bed with an uneaten Jimmy John's sandwich.
Speaking of dignity, who all saw me....
Our faces when the strip club was closed looked like the grinch just stole Christmas ☹️
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