Im forcing mysellf to pee so i can fit more margaritas in me...
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
I'm gonna have sex with a woman...help
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
Sorry for eating those cheese fries out of your hands last night
I was seriously concerned she had died since she wasn't moving at all, but then I asked here where she was last night and her response was to hip thrust the air.
Im calling you paparazzi cause of all the dick pics you take of your one night stands ps loved the panoramic one!
I lost the back to your old name tag last night in a girls shirt. It got me a view of some titties though, I guess in some way you're still doing your brotherly deeds
You peed on a pole and declared to a cop that it was your pole and yelled at him to not even look at it, and then yelled at all of us for looking at it.
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
We could put on there: "Drink jager bombs and do stupid shit faster, with more energy!"
My new favorite word is dickbag. I think its relevant here. And I say that with all the love in the world.
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
There was already gay porn open on my laptop with a tiny carrot cake, a bottle of water, and a note saying "I love you, Sober Me."
Drunk me just hits it and quits it.
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