There is something about drinking on a golf course and getting with younger women that just really makes me feel at home.
Plus she can make a mean sandwich! That's all I really need. Well that and foot jobs...
Well, you're either very drunk or very high but I'll let it slide because I love any type of conversation concerning cheese.
The only reason anyone found out he threw up is because everyone heard it sizzle the bonfire out.
Yo I tried to get u stoned for ur dreams by blowing weed smoke in ur face while u slept. Ur welcome.
For a limited time only, free special muffin with the referral of a loyal dro customer! Have it for breakfast and be happy off your ass all day! Guaranteed! New member must buy at least an eighth. Oh and O's are on sale for 280.
You. Win. At. Life.
They're re-releasing Titanic in 3-D. Can I interest you in a joint venture to create the greatest drinking game of all time? I think yes
Oh if I trust ANYTHING about you it's your ability to lead a douchebag around by the dick
I need a Jamo leash. Just tie it to my wrist and every time you see me reaching for a shot of it, just yank my hand away
Nothing says Panama City like condoms washing up on the shore.
Also if i get drunk and start crying about the elephants you all have my permission to abandon me.
Kinda hard to look your partner in the face the day after a rousing game of How Many Ways Can I Capture Your Penis.
I wasn't that gone.
Dude, you cried and said how sorry you were when we asked why you had the dip.
We got stoned and watched Disney movies all night. I think I'm in love.
Hey! Its not the first time I've been eaten out in a bridesmaids dress in a church by a groomsman!
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